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Victor: (is completely frantic) YURIO. I NEED YOU TO PICK UP THE IVORY COLORED STATIONARY SO I CAN START THE INVITATIONS. IF YOU DON'T DO THIS, PEOPLE WILL NOT RECEIVE THEIR INVITES IN TIME. IF THEY DONT GET THEM IN TIME, THEIR CALENDARS WILL ALREADY BE FILLED UP AND NO ONE WILL SHOW. NO ONE IS GOING TO SHOW UP TO ME AND YUURI'S BEAUTI-
Yuri:
OK. OK. JEEZ I'M GOING
Victor:
Oh thank you Yurio you're a doll
Yuri:
(goes to the shop and brings back white stationary)
Victor:
Yurio... wh-what is this.
Yuri:
it's the stupid paper you just asked me to pick up
Victor:
First of all. Stationary. Not paper. SECOND. THIS STATIONARY. IS WHITE.
Yuri:
yeah i know that's what you ask-
Victor:
I ASKED FOR IVORY. I-V-O-R-Y.
Yuri:
same difference isn't it?
Victor:
IVORY. HAS A 6% SATURATION AND A HEX OF #FFFFF0. YURIO ARE YOU INSANE?!
Yuri:
JESUS. OK. IVORY. I'll just go back and switch it out it's whatev-
Victor:
(starts tearing up) I see now. You're trying to SABOTAGE ME AND YUURI'S WEDDING AREN'T YOU. YOU DONT WANT US TO GET MARRIED AND SO YOU'RE DOING EVERYTHING IN YOUR POWER TO MAKE SURE IT FAILS AND NOW YOU-
Yuuri:
(comes running in from the other room) OOOOK VICTOR!! HONEY IT'S ALRIGHT IT'S ALRIGHT
Yuuri:
(rocking Victor in his arms) it's all ok it's fine the wedding is OK
Victor:
(sniffling) y-you promise???
Yuuri:
I promise love now shhhh.
Yuri:
(eyes and mouth wide open in disbelief and confusion)
Yuuri:
(whispering to Yuri) i'm so sorry you had to see him like this Yurio,, it's just he gets so worked up about the wedd-