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Totally canon convo between Viktor and Yuuri

• Viktor: Y'know Yuuri, you won't have to train so fiercely to stay in shape forever~
• Yuuri: I-
• Viktor: Someday, you'll probably get too tired to work out everyday and turn back into a little piglet~
• Yuuri: Viktor, what-
• Viktor: Don't worry, Yuuri, I'll still love you when you're old and fat~
• Yuuri: ...
• Yuuri: Well, I'll still love you when you're old and bald
• Viktor: ...
• Yuuri: ...
• Viktor: ...
• Yuuri: Too mean?
• Viktor (hysterically): Yuuri why would you say that is it really getting that thin I cannot believe you would bring that up now take it back do you really think I'll go bald no I'd rather die when I'm still youthful and handsome and-
• Yuuri: Good god